Fat lass gives it a bash.. motivational speaking part one

Do you ever find that when you embark on a healthy lifestyle you suddenly think ‘I need all the latest gadgets? Trainers? Gym gear?’
Do you go into sports direct to look at all the trainers and not have a clue about what you need; before you either get approached by a shop worker who scored 10/10 on their selling stuff / customer service course? who is overly polite and you listen to their recommendations before thanking them and then buggering off to get a pair of black trainers because you like the look of them. Or you approach the bored looking sales assistant who really couldn’t give a shit and is only there due to his mum telling him to get a job, before again deciding that actually the trusty looking black pair you liked will do. (And asking the customer service lass at the tills to add the NHS blue light discount) 
Then looking at the active wear.. all Lycra and spandex, but as a fat lass, reaching the realisation that I would look like the Michelin man and then opting for the Marks and Spencer’s stretchy jogging trousers, and an oversized t-shirt with a motivational slogan like ‘move it fat lass’. Then going to the supermarket, perusing the ‘weight loss’ magazines for inspiration, putting them into your trolley, before adding a dairy milk to munch whilst reading them. 
And for the latest gadget? Well.. going to currys pc world, getting the enthusiast customer rep who has ‘got one of these himself’ and has again got himself a gold star on the latest sales course.. 
before again deciding that actually, a basic Fitbit will do as it counts steps and can wear swimming. 
And food? Well I’ve downloaded the nutracheck app. 
So basically what I’m saying is to get started all you need is you, a pair of trainers and a desire to walk yourself back into shape and to feel better about yourself / myself. x

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